| Oh yeah? YEAH? You're wrong! They're the FUTURE! You're just afraid of change. You think cell phones cause CANCER. You've gotten old, haven't you? You turn on MTV and everything seems STUPID. You play Virtua Fighter at the arcade, and 13-year-old kids KICK YOUR BUTT. If it scares you that artists might escape the tentacles of international media conglomerates, if you don't want to HEAR and don't want to KNOW what the living PEOPLE of this electric and newly anagenic planet are thinking... then the game's over, isn't it? The life of your civilization has raced ahead and left you a dry husk, flaking away into nothing like yesturday's newspaper. Is it too late? Are you completely irrelevant? Is it time to die? NO! You can still hobble forward, if you try... TRY! Yes, you may have time left to try one more new experience before the color finally washes out of the world. You can buy an eBook! You CAN -- just once, on a dare -- download and even ENJOY a piece of written electronic entertainment! BUY IT! BUY IT! And then, if like everything else in your miserable world the experience tastes like paste, you can condemn the universe and go off to rot. I don't care. I'm through with you! Rot away... like a metric ton of mildewed books. You are no longer needed. |
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